He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame 

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[ erinmoriarty ] [ erinmoriarty ]
{ Castle }

and step into my candy store…

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{ Heathers }



sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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Prequel to Let’s Kill Hitler

Let’s just have all of the feels.  Headcannon- River is standing right behind him and puts her arms around him after Amy hangs up.  He turns and holds her.  He can’t give her up, not even for Amy.

(and a nod to Matt’s amazing acting here.  wow, feels!!)



The balance of power has shifted.

Everyone called it a comeback except Hannibal.



listen to me

your heart is still beating

you still have air in your lungs

and you still have a shot

do not give up

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how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted




setting Rose loose


masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person


He knew that only one person would be calling him - that only one person would be desperate enough.

        "Doctor? Doctor, can you hear me?"

Answering the phone would be an easy feat - he could whip up some long, fantastical tale involving space pirates or zombies or a leaky pipe! But this was Amy, who had just lost her baby, and lying to her would only be another form of cruelty.

     "How can you be so clever and yet so completely stupid at the same time?”

Under normal circumstances, he would have laughed.

      “-You said you’d find my baby. You said you’d find Melody. …Have you
       found her? 
Because you promised.” 

   Oh, Amy… The Doctor breathes a sigh, her words weighing down on him and sending daggers into his hearts. A sudden thought consumes him - if he couldn’t help his best friends in their time of need, what was he good for? 

A wave of nausea washes over him as he listens to the end of the message.

     ”-That’s not the point! I don’t want to miss all those years, ya know! I can’t
      stand it! I
can’t! Please, Doctor!, Please!… Okay. Phone me back when ya
      know somethin’.”

   I could do it, he thinks, one hand clenching the helmic regulator. Bring them back their baby and work it out afterwards. But it would cause a paradox with unforeseeable consequences, especially when it came to his own personal time line. And what about River? From what he could tell, it seemed like she had built a life for herself. Who was he to take it all away? 

       I’m sorry, Amy, he breathes another sigh, but I just can’t. 



I feel like I should explain something really quick.
  When you live in this area,  e v e r y  t h i n g  is ‘in the D’.  
    People are obsessed with lions and tigers and car parts and creatures with wings.

What used to be a glorious city has fallen into a state of decay;
   it’s comprised of a large, mostly unemployed ethic minority.
     The factory jobs associated with the city’s prime industry- 
        the industry that was born in the city and thrived there
          for the first half of the 20th century-

            have since been outsourced.

  H o w e v e r, there is a sweeping movement in the arts front.
     Electronic music has exploded into the society, giving hope and meaning 
       to the lives of the people. There is potential to revive this once great city - 
          to return it and the surrounding state into something  w o n d e r f u l.

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the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah




what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons


I do not have the power within me to not reblog this.